The Naughty Goblin Tentacle Dildo

Goblin Tentacle Dildo

I have a tentacle fetish, a fact many people can tell you after talking to me for more than a few minutes online. So when I went shopping for toys during the Cyber Monday sales this year, I of course went tentacle hunting. I was super excited to find the toy I wanted at the Goblin Dildo Emporium on Etsy and have been teasing my twitter peeps ever since with pics. Without further ado, the Goblin Tentacle Dildo toy review!

I love the shop in general. The logo and its mascot are adorable (I’m a sucker for a good mascot) and the descriptions are also catching.

“The Goblin Dildo Emporium is run by an entrepreneurial Goblin called, Oscar, who travels magic lands and takes lifecasts of all things phallic. If it looks like it can penetrate the Goblin takes a mold of it… ” Carol – Assistant to Oscar the Goblin

Goblin Dildo Emporium Tentacle Dildo

I purchased the small tentacle dildo in pink. While the description says small, it is by no means tiny.

Small Tentacle:

  • Total Length: 7.4″
  • Insertable Length: 6.6″
  • Circumference of Head: 3.1″
  • Circumference of Shaft: 6.9″
  • Diameter of Head: 0.9″
  • Diameter of Shaft: 2.1″
  • Firmness: Medium Shore 00-50 Rating
Goblin Dildo Emporium offers more tentacle sizes than any other shop I’ve seen!

All of their dildos are 100% Ultra Premium Platinum Silicone and made in the US.

Receiving my Goblin Tentacle Dildo

I love that they offer discreet shipping. All of their orders are shipped in Plain Brown Boxes marked ODC/Atlanta.

Experiencing the Tentacle

So the first round with the tentacle dildo was mostly me squishing it lovingly in my hands. This thing is SOFT and all the textures make it super fun to just play with like a sensory device.

My intentions were to play with it solo at first but Mr. Faust, Dom and dildo patron, had other plans. He asked to see it so I handed it over, expecting him to hand it back and be a voyeur while I had my first ride on the dildo. Oh I was wrong…

The textures on this dildo are what make it a beast! Yes its soft, yes its small at the top and this is the smallest size. All of this is made up for in texture! All those bumps and that slight curve make this tentacle a teaser and a torturer of my g-spot and clit! At least, in the hands of Mr. Faust who is relentless with his forced-orgasm fetish.

My first time with the tentacle was without lube and I easily rode through multiple orgasms biting my pillow. It is now easy to understand the look of pained ecstasy on the faces of the girls in tentacle hentai.

My second time with the dildo was solo and I quickly learned that I needed lube if I wasn’t going to be worked up by my Dom before using it. We grabbed some water-based natural lube and the whole vibe changed with this tentacle. It went from textured-torture to slick-lover real quick.

While the tentacle starts out super narrow, the base thickens up quick and is very filling for me. I can ride it solo with relative ease and the narrow tip has allowed for Mr. Faust to try out some double-penetration with me which has made for some interesting role-play fun as well.

Tentacle Care and Maintenance

The tentacle has lots of grooves and crevices, which make for fun play but demand some attention afterwards.

Post-play cleaning, if I want to get back to playing soon (like we need to take a break or perhaps want to switch to a different partner) I use a toy cleaner and cloth or a cleaning wipe. For deeper cleaning, use a dab of unscented dish soap and warm water. Make sure you clean all the grooves. You can also toss in the dishwasher if you aren’t worried about offending someone looking for their coffee mug later.

If you use this toy anally, I recommend a condom. Those are a lot of grooves to clean after anal use.

Store your tentacle separate from other silicone toys. Silicone does funny things when in contact with other silicone. I put mine in cloth bags and toss them in a drawer though a special treasure chest would be fun too.

A New Favorite Toy!

The Tentacle Dildo from Goblin Dildo Emporium is now one of my favorite toys. I highly recommend for those of you who are looking for a fantasy toy of this nature. You could say I am having way too much fun with it.

4 thoughts on “The Naughty Goblin Tentacle Dildo”

  1. I really REALLY want to get this for my wife… but I don’t think she’d like it/use it. She’s more of an “external toy” kinda gal.

    1. I will say this can certainly be used externally to stroke against the ridges and “suckers” but you might want to look into the tentacle shaped vibrator covers I’ve seen on Etsy and some other online shops for that sort of thing. I hope to get one soon, when I do I’ll certainly review it and @ you with the link on twitter.

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