Naughty Kisser Toy Review

Naughty Kisser from EdenFantasys is a tongue-like vibrator that promises languid hours of buzzy play.

Shaped like a tongue (or tentacle)
Body-safe Silicone with nubs making for yummy texture play
Intense vibration with low sound

Non-rechargable (invest in rechargable batteries!)
Get detailed with your cleaning (nubs and creases require attention)

Material / Texture

A fabulously thick plastic handle gives way to a silicone tongue covered in small nubs. The silicone is soft, almost velvety, and the nubs make for fun texture play.

The Naughty Kisser is partly made with body-safe silicone and water proof (as in take it in the shower but don’t toss it in the dishwasher for cleaning). To clean, use a silicone-safe cleanser like ones made specifically for sex toys. Do not submerge. I like to use sex toy cleaner wipes on this one because I find that I can better clean the nubs that way. The nubs and creases between the silicone and the plastic make it a more detailed clean, but worth it.


Color: Pink
Length: 6″ (about half of which is insertable)
Circumference: 4 1/2″
Diameter: 1 3/8″
Weight: 7 oz

The shape of the Naughty Kisser resembles a tongue (or a tentacle, if you’re like me and see them everywhere…lurking…ready to do unspeakable naughty things…ahem…). Its shape lends well to fantasies and wet and messy play but does not lend well to discretion so be sure to put it away afterwards in case of company.

The handle of the Naughty Kisser is very comfortable. Its curved shape fits under my fingers well during play and, if you’re like me and have wrist issues, allows fro a relaxed grip even as you click the buttons to change settings or turn off/on.

Having only 2 buttons – one for turning on/off and another to switch between the 7 vibration settings (Escalating / Multispeed / Pulsating / Rollercoaster / Surging / Vibrating) its great for use during play. I don’t want to have to fumble with a dial or switch too much when I’m trying to achieve orgasm. Being able to click one button to adjust is perfect. However, I have hit the off button as I was trying to boost the vibration intensity and that led to some impromptu, personal edging that was unexpected.


The Naughty Kisser is my go-to vibrator. While this means I had to invest in rechargable batteries, it was worth it.

Usually, I use it as my regular, relax before bed masturbating toy. Sometimes I change things up and use it with a good amount of lube for a slippery, wet kiss to work myself up before playing with my partner.

Often, when using this toy on myself, I will start out with the back of the “tongue” then, working up to the third (most intense) speed. After that, I will level off, working back down to the first speed, turn it over and tease my clit with the tip of the tongue and again work up to the third speed.

The Naughty Kisser so easy to use alone that I often reach for it when I need to do some one handed smut reading.

I tried the Naughty Kisser with my partner but it was too big for use between us during penetration (I prefer bullet size vibes for that sort of play). While Mr. Faust rode me, I tried to use it on my clit but ended up tossing it aside when things progressed further than my brain wanted to hang onto (fifth orgasm and I don’t want to think of much beyond my overstimulated clit and g-spot).

Its great on its own and with a dildo though. Mr. Faust did use it on me our first try with it. He enjoyed using the flat of the tongue for pussy-spankings. It makes a deliciously wet sound when doing this, especially with plenty of lube.


I purchased the Naughty Kisser from EdenFantasys. I was not paid for this review. I do use affiliate links in my blog post. That means that if you click on the link and purchase something, I receive a small commission at no extra cost to you. Thank you for helping me keep SmutGeek up and running.

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