Fantasticocks Tentacle Dildo Review – a BuyMeAnOrgasm Patron Gift

Tentacles are one of my favorite things! Nothing new to long time viewers, I know. So when I was gifted a BuyMeAnOrgasm Patron Gift from the lovely @np1-b, I was so excited to grab a tentacle from Fantasticocks. I hope you enjoy this rave Fantasticocks Tentacle Dildo Review!

Fantasticocks Tentacle Dildos

Fantasticocks is an adult fantasy toy company run by “two self-proclaimed geeks who love conventions, cons and everything in between.” I have been looking forward to trying out one of their toys for a long time now.

They make 2 different tentacle dildos – Clithulu and the smaller Thoa, son of Clithulu. Both are handmade with “Platinum silicone, Silicone Pigments, FDA Approved Cosmetic Mica Powders.” They are also both available in a variety of custom colors varying from shimmering to sparkling to fluorescent to bolds.

I opted for Thoa in a marble combination of pastel pink and shimmery rose gold. Fantasticocks was sweet enough to Tweet me that they loved my color combination choice!

Thoa, Son of Clithulu is the tentacle toy of your dreams. Rising from the deep, Thoa comes a more managable size but still have 18 delicate suckers down its front. A gentle curve means Thoa will be sure to reach your most sensitive areas.

Approximate Measurements:
Usable Length: 6″
Total Length: 6.75″
Base Diameter: 3×2″
Girth at Usable Length Base: 5.5″, 2″ at tip, 4″ mid shaft
Weight: 7 oz
Firmness: Medium Super Soft Shore 00-50 Rating

Receiving my Fantasticocks Tentacle Dildo

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Experiencing the Son of Clithulu

The medium soft texture of Thoa is glorious! I could have just played with it in my hands as a stress-ball like toy for forever. This would definitely make for a fun handjob/footjob visual stimulation to play with for others.

Applying lube to the tentacle dildo is the best. It squelches along the sucker-cup texture and curves, squishing along as I squeeze the soft silicone.

Mr. Faust was just as excited to get this toy in the mail as I was (he asked me several times that day if it had arrived yet). He had me lay back at an angle that prevented me from seeing what he was doing.

I definitely could easily feel Thoa’s texture internally. It not only is a great g-spot stimulator but is delicious feeling when squishing along my labia and clit. I could do that all day – just slick and squishy grinding along those bumps – mmmmmm.

This toy was not as girthy as my others but that had the added benefit of being a great dildo for vaginal DP. Mr. Faust could stretch me with it and his fingers before easing himself in with Thoa.

Tentacle Care and Maintenance

The tentacle has lots of grooves and crevices, which make for fun play but demand some attention afterwards.

Post-play cleaning, if I want to get back to playing soon (like we need to take a break or perhaps want to switch to a different partner) I use a toy cleaner and cloth or a cleaning wipe. For deeper cleaning, use a dab of unscented dish soap and warm water. Make sure you clean all the grooves. You can also toss in the dishwasher if you aren’t worried about offending someone looking for their coffee mug later.

If you use this toy anally, I recommend a condom. Those are a lot of grooves to clean after anal use.

Thoa is my new Tentacled BFF

I highly recommend Thoa if you are looking for some fun, squishy, pleasure! I’m keeping him nearby bedside for continual use.

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The Naughty Goblin Tentacle Dildo

I have a tentacle fetish, a fact many people can tell you after talking to me for more than a few minutes online. So when I went shopping for toys during the Cyber Monday sales this year, I of course went tentacle hunting. I was super excited to find the toy I wanted at the Goblin Dildo Emporium on Etsy and have been teasing my twitter peeps ever since with pics. Without further ado, the Goblin Tentacle Dildo toy review!

I love the shop in general. The logo and its mascot are adorable (I’m a sucker for a good mascot) and the descriptions are also catching.

“The Goblin Dildo Emporium is run by an entrepreneurial Goblin called, Oscar, who travels magic lands and takes lifecasts of all things phallic. If it looks like it can penetrate the Goblin takes a mold of it… ” Carol – Assistant to Oscar the Goblin

Goblin Dildo Emporium Tentacle Dildo

I purchased the small tentacle dildo in pink. While the description says small, it is by no means tiny.

Small Tentacle:

  • Total Length: 7.4″
  • Insertable Length: 6.6″
  • Circumference of Head: 3.1″
  • Circumference of Shaft: 6.9″
  • Diameter of Head: 0.9″
  • Diameter of Shaft: 2.1″
  • Firmness: Medium Shore 00-50 Rating
Goblin Dildo Emporium offers more tentacle sizes than any other shop I’ve seen!

All of their dildos are 100% Ultra Premium Platinum Silicone and made in the US.

Receiving my Goblin Tentacle Dildo

I love that they offer discreet shipping. All of their orders are shipped in Plain Brown Boxes marked ODC/Atlanta.

Experiencing the Tentacle

So the first round with the tentacle dildo was mostly me squishing it lovingly in my hands. This thing is SOFT and all the textures make it super fun to just play with like a sensory device.

My intentions were to play with it solo at first but Mr. Faust, Dom and dildo patron, had other plans. He asked to see it so I handed it over, expecting him to hand it back and be a voyeur while I had my first ride on the dildo. Oh I was wrong…

The textures on this dildo are what make it a beast! Yes its soft, yes its small at the top and this is the smallest size. All of this is made up for in texture! All those bumps and that slight curve make this tentacle a teaser and a torturer of my g-spot and clit! At least, in the hands of Mr. Faust who is relentless with his forced-orgasm fetish.

My first time with the tentacle was without lube and I easily rode through multiple orgasms biting my pillow. It is now easy to understand the look of pained ecstasy on the faces of the girls in tentacle hentai.

My second time with the dildo was solo and I quickly learned that I needed lube if I wasn’t going to be worked up by my Dom before using it. We grabbed some water-based natural lube and the whole vibe changed with this tentacle. It went from textured-torture to slick-lover real quick.

While the tentacle starts out super narrow, the base thickens up quick and is very filling for me. I can ride it solo with relative ease and the narrow tip has allowed for Mr. Faust to try out some double-penetration with me which has made for some interesting role-play fun as well.

Tentacle Care and Maintenance

The tentacle has lots of grooves and crevices, which make for fun play but demand some attention afterwards.

Post-play cleaning, if I want to get back to playing soon (like we need to take a break or perhaps want to switch to a different partner) I use a toy cleaner and cloth or a cleaning wipe. For deeper cleaning, use a dab of unscented dish soap and warm water. Make sure you clean all the grooves. You can also toss in the dishwasher if you aren’t worried about offending someone looking for their coffee mug later.

If you use this toy anally, I recommend a condom. Those are a lot of grooves to clean after anal use.

Store your tentacle separate from other silicone toys. Silicone does funny things when in contact with other silicone. I put mine in cloth bags and toss them in a drawer though a special treasure chest would be fun too.

A New Favorite Toy!

The Tentacle Dildo from Goblin Dildo Emporium is now one of my favorite toys. I highly recommend for those of you who are looking for a fantasy toy of this nature. You could say I am having way too much fun with it.

Primal Tentacles #FantasySmutFriday

When my friend Charlton Todd shared that this Fantasy Smut Friday prompt was Tentacled Lover, I’m sure he knew he had me hooked. I have a tentacle fetish, as mentioned in my recent toy review. I’m also into Primal play (and I know Charlton is too) so I thought I’d combine these fetishes in my story: Primal Tentacles.
There’s just something about the idea of an appendage filling and wriggling around that I find arousing. Apparently I am not alone as tentacle erotica and hentai are a big seller in the monster sex subgenre of erotica.

Tentacle Lover

Primal Tentacles

Primal Tentacles

Misha tried to muffle her heavy breathing behind her hands as she stared out at the open field. Her erratic heartbeat pounded in her ears like a war drum, making it impossible to tell if any noises in the woods behind her were footsteps or her own imagination.

She knew going out into the open was a foolish idea, but she couldn’t see in the woods. The moon directly above her was barely half full and its light made everything grayscale despite the autumnal rage of colors that painted the woods during the day. If she lingered on the edge of the field, she might be able to rely on the moonlight a little longer.

How long? That was certainly the question but as adrenaline coursed through her, making her shake more than the cool breeze on her naked flesh, she couldn’t think clearly. All she could focus on was the knowledge that he was hunting her and he would surely find her.

That’s what his kind do, wasn’t it? Sorcerers of dark forests and wild hedgerows that hunt village maidens, fledgeling witches, and lone shifters. They could hunt them like their prey’s very skin sang to them through the shadows. For all Misha knew it did. The same way her body sang in achey tones when she first met him, the Sorcerer Alec.

A snap behind her, clear as a church bell, sent all thoughts flying from her head and her feet running. She didn’t worry about being in the open now, he’d found her.

It took Alec seconds to snatch Misha as she made her way into the open field. His words floated through the still night, a strange language sounded more like the growls and hisses of strange animals than any human man. They summoned dark shapes from the shadows that writhed and twisted, ready to do his bidding as his hands took hold of Misha’s flesh and threw her to the earth.

Misha struggled against Alec mindlessly as he pinned her down. His own bare body felt hard and cool as stone against her hot flesh. She wondered if she would somehow simply melt beneath him, every inch he touch felt like it would dissolve into a pool of need even as she fought against it.

Her nails found his arms, scratching at his flesh and reminding her that despite his power he was a man. As if to drive this knowledge home, his hips bucked against hers, sliding his hard cock against her ass.

His hand pressed against the back of her neck, grabbing a handful of her dreads as he pressed her upper body to the meadow floor. She tried to push back up but something stopped her. His shadows, minions of dark power, slithering up from the earth and over her body like cool, dry eels. The wrapped around her ankles, climbed up her thighs and their strength was his own, binding her.

Realizing that her chance of escape was now dismal, Misha let out one last attempt to break his hold. She arched and threw her weight up against him but only managed to shove her breasts against his arm and press the head of his cock between her ass cheeks.

Alec groaned against her neck and hissed, “Submit,” as he shoved her back down with his whole body. The moment her body relaxed beneath his, Alec bit her neck and made his claim. She whimpered and the sound alone seemed to sent the shadows into a frenzy against her body. Misha was his, was theirs, fully.

Pulling back, Alec looked down on his capture. Her skin shone in the moonlight, a darker gray than his own, sweat making her glisten. His night eyes made out the outline of his bite mark and a few bruises just beginning to show. A flick of his wrist and the tentacles he’d summoned wriggled over her, yanking her arms and gathering her dreads into a firm hold.

He took his time sliding off of her, enjoying her warmth and the scent of her all too much to rush this. With a simple movement of his hand, the tentacles stretched his prey out before him. No matter how she tried, she could not curl in on herself and hid any part from him or the moonlight. She couldn’t hide her heaving breasts with her dark nipples taught, or the tell-tale glisten between her legs.

The tentacles wriggled along her limbs, covering them even as they revealed by stretching her out completely. Misha whimpered at both the exhibition she’d become as well as the feel of those cool creatures that were moving against her skin. Looking Alec over, she hoped to find some sort of compassion but none was found. He stood still as the night itself, watching her with a menacing glint in his eye. A coil of tentacles wound its way up his own legs, stroking his engorged cock as another disappeared behind him.

Misha quickly developed an idea of what the other tentacle was doing when one made its way up her thigh and caressing the cleft of her ass. She cried out as she felt the cool limb press into her and, without lube, opening her and filling her. It didn’t hurt but that did not ease the violating, full sensation it gave her.

Before she could get used to the feeling of being fucked by the inhuman limb, Alec captured her attention again. He moved against her faster than she expected. His hands roamed roughly, scratching and grasping at the folds of her flesh, the fullness of her breasts and hips. She could feel each abrasion and bruise under his aggressive claiming hands. A scream was muffled by another tentacle, winding through her dreads and up her jaw to her mouth. It was tasteless and cold but caused her jaw to ache as it fought her own tongue. She didn’t dare bite, for fear it would sympathetically harm its summoner. Looking past its shadow, she saw Alec’s face a mere inch from her own. It was scratched and sweaty and fierce.

The tentacle around Alec’s cock fell away as he took it in hand. Slowly, he ran the tip over the slick folds of her pussy before thrusting into her. He didn’t prepare her anymore than that. He fucked her hard and fast, with no mercy. He watched her between bites on her breasts and collar, reveling in the soft submission in her eye and the whimpers and cries from her beautiful mouth. Tears fell and he licked these away, tasting all of her. 

Misha knew, somewhere in the distant back of her mind that could think past her over-sensitized and overstuffed pussy and ass, she would spend hours in the morning rubbing her healing hearth-witch salve on herself and Alec to alleviate the soreness from their chase and fucking. That was a million years away, long after the beast within her lover-captor was sated.

Want more?

If you enjoyed this short piece, you can read more tentacular erotica in my story Tender, available on Amazon and Kindle Unlimited.