Fantasticocks Tentacle Dildo Review – a BuyMeAnOrgasm Patron Gift

Tentacles are one of my favorite things! Nothing new to long time viewers, I know. So when I was gifted a BuyMeAnOrgasm Patron Gift from the lovely @np1-b, I was so excited to grab a tentacle from Fantasticocks. I hope you enjoy this rave Fantasticocks Tentacle Dildo Review!

Fantasticocks Tentacle Dildos

Fantasticocks is an adult fantasy toy company run by “two self-proclaimed geeks who love conventions, cons and everything in between.” I have been looking forward to trying out one of their toys for a long time now.

They make 2 different tentacle dildos – Clithulu and the smaller Thoa, son of Clithulu. Both are handmade with “Platinum silicone, Silicone Pigments, FDA Approved Cosmetic Mica Powders.” They are also both available in a variety of custom colors varying from shimmering to sparkling to fluorescent to bolds.

I opted for Thoa in a marble combination of pastel pink and shimmery rose gold. Fantasticocks was sweet enough to Tweet me that they loved my color combination choice!

Thoa, Son of Clithulu is the tentacle toy of your dreams. Rising from the deep, Thoa comes a more managable size but still have 18 delicate suckers down its front. A gentle curve means Thoa will be sure to reach your most sensitive areas.

Approximate Measurements:
Usable Length: 6″
Total Length: 6.75″
Base Diameter: 3×2″
Girth at Usable Length Base: 5.5″, 2″ at tip, 4″ mid shaft
Weight: 7 oz
Firmness: Medium Super Soft Shore 00-50 Rating

Receiving my Fantasticocks Tentacle Dildo

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Experiencing the Son of Clithulu

The medium soft texture of Thoa is glorious! I could have just played with it in my hands as a stress-ball like toy for forever. This would definitely make for a fun handjob/footjob visual stimulation to play with for others.

Applying lube to the tentacle dildo is the best. It squelches along the sucker-cup texture and curves, squishing along as I squeeze the soft silicone.

Mr. Faust was just as excited to get this toy in the mail as I was (he asked me several times that day if it had arrived yet). He had me lay back at an angle that prevented me from seeing what he was doing.

I definitely could easily feel Thoa’s texture internally. It not only is a great g-spot stimulator but is delicious feeling when squishing along my labia and clit. I could do that all day – just slick and squishy grinding along those bumps – mmmmmm.

This toy was not as girthy as my others but that had the added benefit of being a great dildo for vaginal DP. Mr. Faust could stretch me with it and his fingers before easing himself in with Thoa.

Tentacle Care and Maintenance

The tentacle has lots of grooves and crevices, which make for fun play but demand some attention afterwards.

Post-play cleaning, if I want to get back to playing soon (like we need to take a break or perhaps want to switch to a different partner) I use a toy cleaner and cloth or a cleaning wipe. For deeper cleaning, use a dab of unscented dish soap and warm water. Make sure you clean all the grooves. You can also toss in the dishwasher if you aren’t worried about offending someone looking for their coffee mug later.

If you use this toy anally, I recommend a condom. Those are a lot of grooves to clean after anal use.

Thoa is my new Tentacled BFF

I highly recommend Thoa if you are looking for some fun, squishy, pleasure! I’m keeping him nearby bedside for continual use.

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Glass Delight Kit Review – The Joy of Glass Sex Toys!

I recently received the EdenFantasys Glass Delight Kit for review and was very pleased with the products. This was my first kit from EdenFantasys and I loved how thoughtfully it was put together – each toy selected for a purpose, carefully bagged, cutely packaged, and now in my hot little hands to be enjoyed.

Glass Delight Kit Unboxing Video

I am always happy to receive a package from EdenFantasys. Their labels are ALWAYS discrete. I do think they could use smaller, more eco-friendly packaging products but otherwise I think they do great.

The Glass Delight Kit Details

Glass Delight Kit

“Classy and stylish selection of shapes, colors and glass material – a genuine must-have for fans of both aesthetic pleasure and versatile functionality. A kit like no other – one that is eye-catching, well-thought out and exquisite in all the right ways.” EdenFantasys says it all and I have to agree with them here.

The kit contains:

  • 1 cute gift bag
  • Deep Water G glass dildo
  • Emerald Explorer probe
  • Pink Rotator

Each toy is made from borosilicate glass – often called Pyrex, which is a brand name of this type of glass. This glass is food grade, body safe, and nonporous. What makes them so safe is that the glass molecular structure is not crystalized – so it doesn’t shatter or sliver off.

Deep Water G

A sexy curved and nubbed glass dildo in a beautiful sapphire blue tone. It is a double ended dildo, making it a great choice for experimenting alone with the different textures or with a partner for a variety of shared deep water adventures.

Design / Shape / Size:

Length: 7 3/4″
Insertable length: 6 1/2″
Circumference: 4 1/2″
Diameter: 1 3/8″
Weight: 11 oz

Emerald Explorer

This bumpy probe is super fun to look at and play with. EdenFanasys described it best: “the texture is subtle but noticeable with an effect like growing speed bumps as you insert more of it.” It comes in Emerald Green and a lavender Purple.

Design / Shape / Size

Length: 6 1/2″
Insertable length: 4 1/2″
Circumference: 4″
Diameter: 1 1/4″
Weight: 9 oz

Pink Rotator

Years ago, I thought it would be super fun to have a dildo that looked like a juicer but had no idea how to give voice to this idea or what it would look like in regards to a body safe, comfortable product. I’m so glad someone else thought this was a good idea and created the Pink Rotator!

Design / Shape / Size:

Length: 5 3/4″
Insertable length: 3 3/4″
Circumference: 4 3/4″
Diameter: 1 1/2″
Weight: 9 oz

Similar Product: Blue Spiral (essentially the same thing only it has a blue accent spiral instead of all clear).

My Glass Delight Kit Experience

If you’ve read my review of the French Kiss, you will know that I am drawn to the beauty of glass dildos. As you can see, they are just so gorgeous! Probably the classiest group of sex toys. However, I did have issues with the French Kiss being awkwardly shaped for solo use (it hurt my wrist). So I was on the hunt for a glass dildo that rubbed me the right way without twisting my arm. I was so excited when not only did I find one but it came in a kit with two other fancy toys to play with!

First, I want to say that if you decide you want to try all of the toys in one evening, I suggest starting with the Pink Rotator and going up to the Deep Water G. I first tried the Deep Water G then the Rotator and I was so overstimulated from the dildo that the juicer did nothing for me.

Second, if you are into temperature play, glass dildos are perfect for you. They get icy cold and heat up with ease. However, if you are like me, and cold is not your thing, I highly recommend warming the toys up with your body (or if you’re lucky your partner’s body). They are pretty cold at room temperature, or that was my experience anyways.

Each Glass Toy was Truly a Delight

Mr. Faust and I have been discussing trying to get me to squirt (female/vulva ejaculate) and I truly believe if any particular toy was going to get me to do that, the Deep Water G is it. The g-spot curve and perfectly placed nubs stroke my g-spot in just the right way to keep me cumming.

The Pink Rotator is just plain fun. It looks like a juicer and it certainly gets the liquids flowing. I’m not sure who had more giggles using it, me or Mr. Faust who had fun rotating it once I had it in. The best part about this toy is when I used it solo combined with my Naughty Kisser vibrator – it was the best masturbation orgasm I’ve had in a long time.

I though the Emerald Explorer was going to be smaller. For some reason I had it in my mind that it would be a narrow glass version of beginner anal beads. To my surprise, these numbs are pretty thick and I was a little anxious. I’m still a bit of an anal newb despite giving it a few tries over the years.
This toy was perfect! Its non-porous, sleek design made it easy to lube up and insert without friction. Each nub was just like a speed bump. You can play it slow and steady, helping the bottom to take each one or you can up the speed for an intense experience.

All three toys get 5 Stars in my book!

Packaging Note

I couldn’t finish this review without commenting on the adorable EdenFantasys gift bag. This gift bag is sturdy, durable, and has a velcro closure. It also is discrete – no one would guess it came from a sex shop. You can reuse this bag again and again – I wish more companies used gift bags like this!


I received the Glass Delight Kit free from EdenFantasys for review. The review given is my honest opinion and experience of these toys.
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EdenFantasys Emoji Review

EdenFantasys Emoji vibrator is a cute edition to any sexting geek’s toy box.

EdenFantasys Emoji Design

The Emoji is is a purple and green bullet vibrator made from silicone covered plastic with single push button control.

Length: 4 1/4″
Insertable length: 3 1/4″
Circumference: 3 1/2″
Diameter: 1 1/4″

This toy requires 1 AAA battery. I use rechargeable and recommend other toy enthusiasts do the same.

Pros and Cons

Adorable! How cute is this?
Small and handy – easy to stick in a purse, sock drawer, or other hiding place.
Body-safe silicone cover.

Somewhat weak in the vibration department.
A Bit Noisy.
Only 1 button to switch through 7 settings in order to turn off.

My Experience

I loved receiving this lil vibrator. What a cute piece to add to my collection! A vibrator styled after the often eroticized eggplant emoji was right up my geeky ally. By this alone, I feel this is a fantastic addition to anyone’s toy drawer. What is more fun than sending an emoji alone to a sex partner letting them know what you’re up to?

When I had a moment alone, I tried this cutie out. Unfortunately it is not the private moment I needed. The Emoji is the noisiest vibrator I own. Also, heaven forbid, you are interrupted by a knock at the door, this thing does not turn off quickly. The Emoji boasts single button simplicity with 7 “dynamic vibration patterns” but, unfortunately, you have to click through ALL 7 patterns to turn it off.

The great experience we had was that this Emoji is small enough to slip against my clit and press between our connected bodies during sex. This is something we cannot comfortably do with larger toys. This makes sex all the more stimulating for both of us, of course.

Care and Maintenance

EdenFantasys says the Emoji is dishwasher, soap and water, toy cleaner safe.
I clean mine with soap and water or toy cleaner wipes if I’m in a hurry. It is a smooth textured toy and very easy to quickly clean and wipe off.
If you use a dishwasher, of course take it apart and take the battery out.


I received EdenFantasys Emoji for free in exchange for a review. I did not let this exchange color my review and all words here are my honest opinion of the toy.

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EdenFantasys Charmed Lover Review

EdenFantasys’ Charmed Lover is a contoured g-spot dildo that is both compact, cute, and stimulating.

EdenFantasys Charmed Lover Design

Made from velvety-smooth, body safe silicone, EdenFantasys Charmed Lover is a body safe toy created to stroke your g-spot perfectly with its ribs, nubs, and sensual curves.
Length: 7 1/2″
Insertable length: 6″
Widest Circumference: 4″
Widest Diameter: 1 1/4″

Pros and Cons

Super cute design reminds me of a tentacle (no surprise to my avid readers who have heard me wax poetic about tentacles in past reviews).
The soft, smooth, black body is also flexible which makes it a comfortable toy to play with
Body safe silicone is easy to wash, even with the small section of ribs
Strokes my g-spot just right! Perfect for internal orgasm seekers

Can be a little intense if you are not used to g-spot stimulation
Definitely not for size queens (a little thing and small)

My Experience

I love the feel of EdenFantasys Charmed Lover. Its smooth as velvet and I was immediately intrigues by its flexibility and shape. Trying it alone, I achieved an internal orgasm from g-spot stimulation with ease.

The shape of the Charmed Lover curves perfectly up against my g-spot when inserted and its clever bumps and ribs stroke it without being inflexible or hard enough to make me uncomfortable. It doesn’t take many strokes for the Charmed Lover to do the trick for me.

This toy pairs perfectly with EdenFantasys’ Naughty Kisser vibrator and have earned their places near at hand to my bedside for that reason. Both, especially together, never leave me wanting.

Care and Maintenance

The Charmed Lover is made from body safe silicone and is therefore able to be boiled, tossed in the top drawer of the dishwasher, or cleaned with soap and water or toy cleaner.

Store away from other silicone toys because sometimes silicone can stick to other silicone and ruin your toys. I like to put them each in a separate cloth bag (a sock will also work) and store them in a drawer.


I received EdenFantasys Charmed Lover for free in exchange for a review. I did not let this exchange color my review and all words here are my honest opinion of the toy.

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The Naughty Goblin Tentacle Dildo

I have a tentacle fetish, a fact many people can tell you after talking to me for more than a few minutes online. So when I went shopping for toys during the Cyber Monday sales this year, I of course went tentacle hunting. I was super excited to find the toy I wanted at the Goblin Dildo Emporium on Etsy and have been teasing my twitter peeps ever since with pics. Without further ado, the Goblin Tentacle Dildo toy review!

I love the shop in general. The logo and its mascot are adorable (I’m a sucker for a good mascot) and the descriptions are also catching.

“The Goblin Dildo Emporium is run by an entrepreneurial Goblin called, Oscar, who travels magic lands and takes lifecasts of all things phallic. If it looks like it can penetrate the Goblin takes a mold of it… ” Carol – Assistant to Oscar the Goblin

Goblin Dildo Emporium Tentacle Dildo

I purchased the small tentacle dildo in pink. While the description says small, it is by no means tiny.

Small Tentacle:

  • Total Length: 7.4″
  • Insertable Length: 6.6″
  • Circumference of Head: 3.1″
  • Circumference of Shaft: 6.9″
  • Diameter of Head: 0.9″
  • Diameter of Shaft: 2.1″
  • Firmness: Medium Shore 00-50 Rating
Goblin Dildo Emporium offers more tentacle sizes than any other shop I’ve seen!

All of their dildos are 100% Ultra Premium Platinum Silicone and made in the US.

Receiving my Goblin Tentacle Dildo

I love that they offer discreet shipping. All of their orders are shipped in Plain Brown Boxes marked ODC/Atlanta.

Experiencing the Tentacle

So the first round with the tentacle dildo was mostly me squishing it lovingly in my hands. This thing is SOFT and all the textures make it super fun to just play with like a sensory device.

My intentions were to play with it solo at first but Mr. Faust, Dom and dildo patron, had other plans. He asked to see it so I handed it over, expecting him to hand it back and be a voyeur while I had my first ride on the dildo. Oh I was wrong…

The textures on this dildo are what make it a beast! Yes its soft, yes its small at the top and this is the smallest size. All of this is made up for in texture! All those bumps and that slight curve make this tentacle a teaser and a torturer of my g-spot and clit! At least, in the hands of Mr. Faust who is relentless with his forced-orgasm fetish.

My first time with the tentacle was without lube and I easily rode through multiple orgasms biting my pillow. It is now easy to understand the look of pained ecstasy on the faces of the girls in tentacle hentai.

My second time with the dildo was solo and I quickly learned that I needed lube if I wasn’t going to be worked up by my Dom before using it. We grabbed some water-based natural lube and the whole vibe changed with this tentacle. It went from textured-torture to slick-lover real quick.

While the tentacle starts out super narrow, the base thickens up quick and is very filling for me. I can ride it solo with relative ease and the narrow tip has allowed for Mr. Faust to try out some double-penetration with me which has made for some interesting role-play fun as well.

Tentacle Care and Maintenance

The tentacle has lots of grooves and crevices, which make for fun play but demand some attention afterwards.

Post-play cleaning, if I want to get back to playing soon (like we need to take a break or perhaps want to switch to a different partner) I use a toy cleaner and cloth or a cleaning wipe. For deeper cleaning, use a dab of unscented dish soap and warm water. Make sure you clean all the grooves. You can also toss in the dishwasher if you aren’t worried about offending someone looking for their coffee mug later.

If you use this toy anally, I recommend a condom. Those are a lot of grooves to clean after anal use.

Store your tentacle separate from other silicone toys. Silicone does funny things when in contact with other silicone. I put mine in cloth bags and toss them in a drawer though a special treasure chest would be fun too.

A New Favorite Toy!

The Tentacle Dildo from Goblin Dildo Emporium is now one of my favorite toys. I highly recommend for those of you who are looking for a fantasy toy of this nature. You could say I am having way too much fun with it.

Naughty Kisser Toy Review

Naughty Kisser from EdenFantasys is a tongue-like vibrator that promises languid hours of buzzy play.

Shaped like a tongue (or tentacle)
Body-safe Silicone with nubs making for yummy texture play
Intense vibration with low sound

Non-rechargable (invest in rechargable batteries!)
Get detailed with your cleaning (nubs and creases require attention)

Material / Texture

A fabulously thick plastic handle gives way to a silicone tongue covered in small nubs. The silicone is soft, almost velvety, and the nubs make for fun texture play.

The Naughty Kisser is partly made with body-safe silicone and water proof (as in take it in the shower but don’t toss it in the dishwasher for cleaning). To clean, use a silicone-safe cleanser like ones made specifically for sex toys. Do not submerge. I like to use sex toy cleaner wipes on this one because I find that I can better clean the nubs that way. The nubs and creases between the silicone and the plastic make it a more detailed clean, but worth it.


Color: Pink
Length: 6″ (about half of which is insertable)
Circumference: 4 1/2″
Diameter: 1 3/8″
Weight: 7 oz

The shape of the Naughty Kisser resembles a tongue (or a tentacle, if you’re like me and see them everywhere…lurking…ready to do unspeakable naughty things…ahem…). Its shape lends well to fantasies and wet and messy play but does not lend well to discretion so be sure to put it away afterwards in case of company.

The handle of the Naughty Kisser is very comfortable. Its curved shape fits under my fingers well during play and, if you’re like me and have wrist issues, allows fro a relaxed grip even as you click the buttons to change settings or turn off/on.

Having only 2 buttons – one for turning on/off and another to switch between the 7 vibration settings (Escalating / Multispeed / Pulsating / Rollercoaster / Surging / Vibrating) its great for use during play. I don’t want to have to fumble with a dial or switch too much when I’m trying to achieve orgasm. Being able to click one button to adjust is perfect. However, I have hit the off button as I was trying to boost the vibration intensity and that led to some impromptu, personal edging that was unexpected.


The Naughty Kisser is my go-to vibrator. While this means I had to invest in rechargable batteries, it was worth it.

Usually, I use it as my regular, relax before bed masturbating toy. Sometimes I change things up and use it with a good amount of lube for a slippery, wet kiss to work myself up before playing with my partner.

Often, when using this toy on myself, I will start out with the back of the “tongue” then, working up to the third (most intense) speed. After that, I will level off, working back down to the first speed, turn it over and tease my clit with the tip of the tongue and again work up to the third speed.

The Naughty Kisser so easy to use alone that I often reach for it when I need to do some one handed smut reading.

I tried the Naughty Kisser with my partner but it was too big for use between us during penetration (I prefer bullet size vibes for that sort of play). While Mr. Faust rode me, I tried to use it on my clit but ended up tossing it aside when things progressed further than my brain wanted to hang onto (fifth orgasm and I don’t want to think of much beyond my overstimulated clit and g-spot).

Its great on its own and with a dildo though. Mr. Faust did use it on me our first try with it. He enjoyed using the flat of the tongue for pussy-spankings. It makes a deliciously wet sound when doing this, especially with plenty of lube.


I purchased the Naughty Kisser from EdenFantasys. I was not paid for this review. I do use affiliate links in my blog post. That means that if you click on the link and purchase something, I receive a small commission at no extra cost to you. Thank you for helping me keep SmutGeek up and running.

French Kiss Toy Review

The French Kiss is by far the prettiest toy I own! I love using it on myself since the nubs and curve feel fantastic on my g-spot.
However, as someone with carpal tunnel, the size, and shape of the handle (for lack of a better word for the curved tail) cause wrist pain.
Also not the best toy for beginners or couples to use on each other – glass doesn’t flex, obviously, and my husband had some issues jabbing me when he tried to use it on me. I really like this toy, but it does take some skill to use.

So Pretty! Yummy Feeling nobs and grooves. A perfect curve for g-spot stimulation.

Size is not ergonomic if you have carpal tunnel. Rigidity might not be best for all users


Glass toys are wonderful for so many different reasons – beautiful works of sensual art, easy to clean and hypoallergenic, can be used with various lubes, and so on. You can also use them for temperature play (not my kink so I can’t give much info on this particular use).

I bought the French Kiss because it was just too pretty to pass up and the first glass dildo I’ve discovered that looks like a tentacle (a fetish of mine). The nubs, grooves, shape, and size lend itself to wonderful ways to stimulate my g-spot. But I would keep it to that and solo play (use caution and communication when thrusting glass dildos to prevent bruising) and vaginal play (I just cannot imagine using this one anally, but perhaps those more adventurous than myself might enjoy it).

Material / Texture

Mmm, French Kissing never felt so good. I love love love the nubs, bumps, and grooves on this toy. At first, I was a little intimidated – worried it would be rough going in considering how rigid glass dildos are. Not at all – especially if you’re really wet or using lube. Even though it has texture and it’s all so smooth, it slides in easily. The nubs feel wonderful on my clit and g-spot. As stimulating as it is pretty.

If I could, i’d set this toy in a glass display case, its just that pretty!

Design / Shape / Size

I know I repeat it in this review, but this is the prettiest dildo I’ve ever seen. It’s not just that it looks like a tentacle (though that is a turn on for me) but the light pink color, the symmetry of the nubs and lines, and its curves are all gorgeous!

If I changed anything, it would be to make the looping tail/handle a little larger and more angled to make it easier to hold when using solo and better for grinding against.


Fantastic for g-spot stimulation without much girth. If you’re tight or not into stretching, this is an excellent toy for penetration and stimulation. I’ve had dildos this slim before that did nothing for me when it comes to my g-spot, but this one was lovely.
As with any glass dildo, be careful when thrusting to prevent bruising.

Care and Maintenance

Glass is such a fantastic material for sex toys. Easy to clean, even with the grooves and nubs – you can use a toy cleaner, soap and water, or toss it in the dishwasher. Compatible with any lube you like best.


The French Kiss came in a lovely red velvet bag. While I think the red clashes with the pink dildo (black or pink would have been better) I love that it adds to the luxurious feel of this beautiful dildo. It’s so pretty; it does deserve a case all its own.


I bought the French Kiss because it looked like the prettiest tentacle I’d ever seen – it was sort of an award for writing for my first tentacle sex erotica short story.

While I’m not new to glass dildos, this is the first I’ve used that has any sort of texture or curvature. I loved the way the nubs feel on my g-spot and clit as well as the way it curves to stroke my g-spot perfectly.

I was using it to surprise my husband when he came to bed. We have a D/s relationship so, while it was a pleasant surprise for him, he decided to punish me a little for playing without him.

After my orgasm, he didn’t allow me to stop masturbating with the French Kiss. It wasn’t until I achieved three more orgasms that I was allowed to put it aside. This was when I realized how non-ergonomic the dildo is. I have the beginnings of carpal tunnel and oh gods my wrist hurt that night and the next day. Hubs and I will not be doing forced masturbation again anytime soon, but I will definitely be using the French Kiss again and again…my poor wrists.


I purchased French Kiss from EdenFantasys, this is not a paid review. I am using Affiliate links in this post. This means that if you click on the links here, and purchase something from EdenFantasys, I receive a small commission at no additional cost to you. Thank you, these commissions help me keep SmutGeek running.

Loving Good Clean Love

Good Clean Love Personal Lubricant in “Almost Naked” states on the bottle “Recommended by Medical Professionals” and I would also like to add highly recommended by this Smut Geek.

This lube is 95% organic, certified by the NOP, Oregon Tilth, with an ingredient list that includes aloe juice, xanthum gum, citric acid, and natural flavor. When I first read it, I was reminded of the ingredients list on a pack of candy. A larger spot on the label proudly pronounces the makers of Good Clean Love as a member of the Organic Trade Association. The product is also 100% vegan, cruelty free and safe to use with latex and silicone toys. If that doesn’t steal your heart, the part that stole mine was the label stating “No Petrochemicals, No Parabens, No Glycerin.”

As a person with a list of allergies a mile long, and getting longer every year, I was thrilled to find Good Clean Love. I’ve tried lubricants in the past, when I first started having sex, and had a really bad scare when everything broke out on me after using some basic KY jelly. I went to the doctor who assured me I didn’t have a STI and asked if I had tried anything new. I told her and she proclaimed my allergy. I later learned I have this reaction with anything petroleum based and have shunned lube since. Nearly four years later, I gave Good Clean Love a try and am so happy I did.

The lube is thick and only a little sticky. The bottle says, “Naturally Moist, Sensuously Smooth, Long Lasting,” and I agree. The lubedoesn’t leave a greasy or oil feel and washes off easily with water.

It doesn’t have much of a taste, just a weird texture to the mouth. I’ve not drank aloe juice alone before but I’m sure it tastes about the same. There are two other flavors of Good Clean Love lubricant – Lavender Rose and Cinnamon Vanilla.

Good Clean Love in Use

I’ve used Good Clean Love during sex and with toys and found the lube to be great in both situations. I don’t normally need lube during intercourse but found the addition to make the experience luxurious and wonderfully wet. My husband also thought it was a good idea to use it and loved the fact that using lube allowed him to go for longer without making me uncomfortable.

With toys, I used the lube on Boxie the Fox and was surprised that I could take the knot quickly and easily, rather than minutes of thrusting it in different directions until it pressed its way through. A friend of mine I used Boxie and the lube on was blindfolded and didn’t believe she’d actually taken the knot without some insistence on my part after. The lube certainly did its job there.

I had originally bought Good Clean Love lube on a whim at the local super market after receiving the Kobe Tai anal adventure kit from EdenFantasys. The lube in it wasn’t something I trusted using but I knew if I was going to take a plug or beads anally I would need lube. I’d read about Good Clean Love in other reviews and decided to give it a try.

Using it anally was a strange experience for an anal virgin. Lube in an otherwise unused area is a feeling altogether alien but I soon learned to enjoy it as my husband applied it liberally to me and to the plug he used. The lube did a great job and I don’t plan on playing out back without it.

The only downside I’ve found with Good Clean Love is, like many other water-based lubes, it can dry my labia out a little and make them sticky if I don’t clean off right after. (Labia stuck to cotton panties is not my favorite sensation.)

In all, I give the lube 4 out of 5 stars! I highly recommend this product, even if you don’t have allergy issues.